Surf Culture Gifts

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Surfing Pensioner

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

'Your wave.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Burkini Scandal

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'I hate rainy days!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Octopuses surf too.

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t