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How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

"Save my seat."

"Damn it, Fenton. We can't refuse to hear every case."

GOOD LUCK, AMY

End of Affirmative Action

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

"Now that's a win."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?