Supporters Of The Peculiar Pillows

Quintus was well known for believing in imaginary friends, but since that day in August nobody laughed at him anymore.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"What a way to go."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

EU money addiction

Jeb Can Ficks It

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Craft hell

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

Brexit and Scotland

'Hello, I'm kicking a can across the country to promote armlessness. Care to sponsor me?'

'Crazy bastard.'

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended