Supporters Of The Peculiar Pillows

Quintus was well known for believing in imaginary friends, but since that day in August nobody laughed at him anymore.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"What a way to go."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'Bring the data? I thought you said Dada.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

EU money addiction

Jeb Can Ficks It

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Craft hell

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

Brexit and Scotland

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"I don't care how comfortable it is - You look like an idiot!"

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

'Hello, I'm kicking a can across the country to promote armlessness. Care to sponsor me?'

'Crazy bastard.'

Fear of Abandonment Support Group

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'