Pioneer Of Peculiar Pillows

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

World's cheapest car

"What a way to go."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It keeps me sane!'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Life Discovered on Mars

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'How can I put this....?'