Pioneer Of Peculiar Pillows

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"What a way to go."

World's cheapest car

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Life Discovered on Mars

How to Rise with the Sun

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Lighting a Pipe

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'