Support Roles Pillows

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I see the downsizing continues."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Couple

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"And this is my life support system."