Support Day Gifts

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Courage. Love.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Fantasy Business Management

Thank you

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Couple

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Forget about the raise."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.