Supplement Aficionados Mugs

Vitamins + Supplements

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How is the new diet going?'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

Gym Paperboy.

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

Vitamins

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

'You're doing it wrong!'