Health Aficionados Mugs

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"I had that, only worse."

Health Store - "Had over the cash or I smoke.. "

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"