Superstitious Friend Pillows

"Skulls? This can’t be good."

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Balding gnomes

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Superstitious Black Cat

'I'm screwed...'

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'