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"The tests confirm, you are indestructible. . . aside from being chewable."

'What did we do before China made everything?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The Origins of Everything

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Progress?

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"