Superhero Snarker Mugs

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Family Joules: Part 21

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super Heroes.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Batman's Baby

Batman O' War

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The Family Joules: Part 5

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

The Family Joules: Part 3

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

Atomic Bear: Part 18

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Catman

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'