Cinema Snarker Mugs

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!'

City Camps

"Film blanc."

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

"Great DVD extras!"

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Cull people who eat big bags of potato chips during a movie.

"My compliments to yhe liquidator - that was terrible."

"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"

"My compliments to your chefs - their broth was disgusting."

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment'.'

OK, OK, you can have it for a nickel, but I won't go a cent lower. Maybe.

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."

"The Breakfast of Politicians. Low in character and moral fiber."

"I really prefer the place across the street. The cockroaches are smaller."

'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!'