Superhero Saga Scholar Pillows

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Warrior Woman

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'