Super Mom Planner Pillows

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Supermom.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Hassled Mother.

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Frog Baby Names

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Having It All

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

Mother with baby and puppy in a sling and her husband in the buggy.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Wonder Woman!

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.