Super Mom Planner Pillows

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Supermom.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Hassled Mother.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Frog Baby Names

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

Having It All

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Mother with baby and puppy in a sling and her husband in the buggy.

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Wonder Woman!

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.