Super Moms Pillows

"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"

Career woman meets Family woman

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"Short legs Mommy... Remember short legs!"

"When I told the robot vacuum company how many pets and kids I have, they sent me this."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"First break since 2008."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Luggage Mom

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Working mother

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"The Momfia"

"Your mom's a very special person."