Super Bowl Sunday Mugs

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"You'll have to watch the Super Bowl another night. I've got shopping channel fever."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Midnight in Minnesota

Alliance of American Football

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Beer Cannon

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Football season - time for the rubber-coated safety remote!'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Church for sports worshipers.

'As a test of your love, Kevin, I'd want our marriage to be on superbowl sunday.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'I missed Super Bowl Sunday for this!'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Goal!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Punt Cake

Food deliverer's baby.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Input From The Front Office

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Watching the football.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

American Football.