Superbowl Spectator Mugs

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Football fan

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Winter Olympics