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Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Surfing the daily stress

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'