Sunstress Mugs

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Surfing the daily stress

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Torn-Off Mouse.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Stressed over time management

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."