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"Well Earned Vacation"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Musicians on a beach

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

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