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'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Well Earned Vacation"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Heaven is...

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Bad Santa.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Legalization of marijuana

Relaxing in the pool.

Sunday papers.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'