Sunshine Relaxer Mugs

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Musicians on a beach

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'