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"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Back to school.

Rating the Sunset

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Stock quotes on beach.

Do-over

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Corrupted Politicians

Sun may cause cancer.

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

A snowman protests the sun.

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"You call this a resume? The school you graduated from lost every football and basketball game this year."

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

'Our next panel expert will discuss the new benefits...and needs no further introduction...'

Every summer Frank spends time at the beach catching up with his reading!

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

Your call is important to us. Not in ways that show, of course, so you'll just have to take our word for it.

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

Heat reduction.

"Of course I don't want to visit the land of the rising sun. This is supposed to be a vacation."