Sunshine Cynics Pillows

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Back to school.

Rating the Sunset

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Stock quotes on beach.

Do-over

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Corrupted Politicians

Sun may cause cancer.

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

A snowman protests the sun.

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Every summer Frank spends time at the beach catching up with his reading!

'Our next panel expert will discuss the new benefits...and needs no further introduction...'

"You call this a resume? The school you graduated from lost every football and basketball game this year."

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

Heat reduction.

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

"Of course I don't want to visit the land of the rising sun. This is supposed to be a vacation."

"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"