Sunbathing Cynic Pillows

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Sunbathers.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"How?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Mexican Dog

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Life's a beach, innit.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Beach body.

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'Welcome to I shell.'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

Submarine on the Beach.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'