Sunglasses Rebel Pillows

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Beach hats

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

The sunglasses.

'More hair than brains.'

Pirates at the mall.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Man burning his tie.

"Overkill, dude."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Fashion Week"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'