Sunglasses Rebel Mugs

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Beach hats

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Pirates at the mall.

The sunglasses.

'More hair than brains.'

"Overkill, dude."

Man burning his tie.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."