High Street Fashion Rebel Pillows

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Pirates at the mall.

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'