Sunglass Stylist Gifts

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

Extreme Weather Predicted in 2022

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Hats and Food

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

Scarf puts hat back on.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

The sunglasses.

Rogue elephant

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Casual Thursday

"I'm in disguise."

"Overkill, dude."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Covid v Vaccinator

Festive squad

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Snow blind.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.