Sundown Spectator Gifts

Sunset

Time Machine Collision

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It's running five minutes fast."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Sunset

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Get ready."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Yes, it does make his blood boil - I enjoy it'

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'Come on over and watch the sunset.'

Couple watching TV being blasted by hundreds of satellite's from space

"If a Dodger gets hit by a ball, does he get fired?"

'See, I told you it's time for sex!'