Sundial Collectors Mugs

'We're going to rock around the clock.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Sundial Time

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Can that be right?"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"I'm in disguise."

Francis Picabia

Over-reaction Man.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Self raising Lazarus.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

The Loneliness of Power

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Holiday: Been there done it!

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Deer with flip-flops

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

Sundials showing different timnezones.

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'