Sunderland Supporter Mugs

Martin O'Neill

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Gareth Bale

Football supporters.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Theater or football.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Referee cop.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football Stadium