Sunday Roast Survivor T-Shirts

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Chicken

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'