Sunday League Superstar T-Shirts

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Wilfried Zaha

A woman watches football on her computer.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Football Planet

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Goal

Professional football.

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Brownie Points

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Edinson Cavani