Sunday Funday Believer Pillows

Rams: 14-0

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Sunday in the park'

Curate talking to miners

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Santa Knows Where You Are

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Amen

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

"Take me to David Bowie."

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

Mermaid

'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

'Ditto.'

"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

'Any chance you can bring my toys early this year Santa... the bloke on the News said the world might end on the 21st!'

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

"You make wishes using pennies? No wonder nuthin' happens."