Sunbather's Cautionary Tale Mugs

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A gap between the solar panels

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Plays well with other people's $.

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Vacation on the Moon.

Mexican Dog

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"I love summer."

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'