Sunbather Misadventures Mugs

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Monk on the beach

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

"How?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

Vacation on the Moon.

Mexican Dog

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

"I love summer."

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'