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"Nasty sunburn."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

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"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

"Fresh pepper?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Life after death"

Energy saving mode

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

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