Sun-worshipping Superstar Pillows

"Nasty sunburn."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Life after death"

Energy saving mode

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Brave explorers of the world"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

A gap between the solar panels