Sun Cream Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'

"Really Dad? We can sunbake all day long without having to put sunscreen on?!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'See you in two weeks!'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Beach flirting

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'