Summitor Pillows

The interested bystanders.

G7 Summit Concern

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You've been served."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Waking Up With Rooster.

Rubbish and Everest

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

We can't go on meeting like this...

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Mount Everest.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"But am I happy? Very."