Summit Seeker Pillows

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Climbing Mount Everest.

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

Photograph from Heaven.

'What makes you think no man has been up here before?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Too late-that University team have pipped us!'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

Man on top of a mountain is outdone by man on a ladder.

We can't go on meeting like this...

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

No U Turn.

"Oh, you know how it goes - one minute you're on top of the world..."

"This is it Carter, just a few more feet and we'll be the first men to conquer this summit!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Everest summit queue...

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'It must be the G8 Summit.'

You are Here (Mountain Summit).

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

'You mean to say, you forgot the flag and the camera?' - 'Jawohl!'

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva - no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Tough break! He had the 6 pack for our celebration at the summit.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'Ah, Sir Edmund. We've been expecting you.'

"It was even more dangerous before the escalator."

Mountain Climbers Society. 25,000 feet --- What have you been up to lately?

"Hey! Come on! Why are you afraid of success?!"