Summertime Chef Pillows

'I know adding beer when barbequeing reduces health risks, but I think you're supposed to add it to the meat.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Who like 'em well done?"

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."