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"This is the ninth novel I've read this summer! How many books have you read, Baldo?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Sunbathing in the park

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Ice Cream Tower.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.