Summer Nostalgics Gifts

"How soon after the summer ends can we start to complain about not taking full advantage of the summer?"

Eco Princess

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Teddy organ grinder

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

"Far out, man."

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

'When I get married, I'm not going to be in the wedding.'

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

"So how was your first week of school?"

"Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot."

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.

Seedy Beachgoer Man

The Last Fling of Summer

The Great Fashion Panic of 1979.

The delightful process of dressing in a bathing-machine

"Hard summer, Miss Donahue?"

"Don't think of it as the first day of school. Think of it as the beginning of the end."

"We either admit we spilled bleach in the laundry, or convince mom tie-dye is REALLY back in style!"

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

"Hey, I have to go. My Uber is here."

'There's a time and place for everything - specifically, the 1970's, my hand up your dress.'