Summer Fashionista Pillows

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Summer

Summer fashions.

Carioca

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Happy Brithday

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'They're pinching my toes!'

Snake Dress-Up

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

'Do these come in blue?'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"It's summer...time to change my entire look!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

The Emperor's New Speedo

"You're looking very autumnal."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

A sweet and tender kiss

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"Why can't summer last forever?"