Summer Fashionista Pillows

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Summer

Summer fashions.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Carioca

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Happy Brithday

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'They're pinching my toes!'

Snake Dress-Up

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"It's summer...time to change my entire look!"

'Do these come in blue?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

A sweet and tender kiss

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"Why can't summer last forever?"

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Entering September