Summer Fashion Skeptics Pillows

'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Shoes Make The Man

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"It's summer...time to change my entire look!"

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.

Fashionista

Why do men wear long short pants?

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Stanley Middleton

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

Guy vs Dude

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

'About time... my parents are keeping me here against my will.'

"It's hot in here."

How to look good vapid.

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'