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"Can I call you back? I'm taking a bath."

On holiday.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"How's it look back there?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"What … have … you … done?"

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

Ecology

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

City Hammock

Spring

Yoga at home

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

The Modern Tourist

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."