Suit-wearing Dads Prints

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'He's doing it again.'

Parental Training Course

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

Daddy's Hook

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!