Sporty Dads Prints

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My father looks like his bowling ball."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Skateboard

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'He's doing it again.'